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Have you ever wondered if heaven could be a place on Earth? Ever looked up at the stars and called out to the lord above 'oh, allow me into heaven, oh, father! Could Dante Alighieri have been inspired for his chapter in his Divine Comedy, Paridiso, by this God giving place? Forget travel brochures, forget Beverly Hills - forget heaven because heaven is a place on Earth...It's sunny Jaywick!!!

Yes, this is the place to take the one you love. Imagine looking out across the cold and murky shores as the biting breeze niggles away at your timid ears: ears that have been damaged by the incessant thumping music from neighbors. But wait just a minute! This music does not emanate from any contemporary source, such as a stereo! No, no, no - this music is made from dustbin lids and beer cans being banged away with sticks and inert pens. If you’re a shopper, then this is paradise because right next door to your new home you can purchase a variety of fashion items, such as second hand dresses and shoes. For the younger generation perhaps a flea bitten teddy bear might suffice and if your in need of some well earned R&R, then look no further than the local public house the 'never say die'!


Hmmm..tempting eh? So come on everyone, book now for some hard earned fun!!!